Should lazy B**stards be awarded for their energy conservation?

Let's face it, the more inactive you are the less energy that you use up as a human being in general. The more you sleep the less electricity you use, and if you spend all day watching TV then this is only really one source of energy being consumed. Lazy people may actually be better for the environment that we give them credit for!

So when it comes to lazy people and their energy saving cleaning habits, how do us clean freaks keep up?

Here are some cleaning energy saving tricks we could learn from the lazy people of this world.

• If you spill anything, call the dog to clean it up.... this will also save you from having to get up and feed the dog
• Let dust pile up until it is at least 1.5 inches thick. Then call a cleaning company, you will also be helping by helping create more work in the dwindling economy by not doing the cleaning yourself.
• Clothes can be tunred inside out and backwards before washing is required, small stains can be licked out.
• Only ever use one plate and one set of cutlery. Just lick it clean every time.

Alternatively of you don't want to go to these extremes to save energy when cleaning..... you could try out the new Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner. The new AccuCharge Stick Vac and Hand Vac uses 70% less energy. This has made AccuCharge the first cordless cleaning technology to earn Energy Star approval.

With a handy little device like this you can be sure that cleaning up around the home will be a breeze and no one with have to lick any surfaces..... not even the dog.