My Poor Laptop

I just spilled water over my poor laptop.

This little fellow is covered in scratches and bruises. It has endured a broken screen and a painful 4 hour operation to fix it.

Chips and cracks riddle it's body but it keeps fighting and keeps going.

It's fair to say that I am abusive to my laptop. If violence against laptops was policed I would be on a life sentence but like a dog no matter how many times I kick it is still loyal to me.

I need to make a change, I need to pamper and treat this little machine with the respect it deserves. After all we are a partnership like Turner and Hooch, Starsky and Hutch and Cheech and Chong. One needs the other.

So this is a public apology. I am sorry Laptop.