Bush and Clinton partying together......

I was disappointed with last years Halloween so this year I have to make sure that I do something about it. Halloween is a time of year that really means jack s**t but so what! It's an excuse for a party. Halloween is one of the only times that you will be able to see George Bush partying with Hilary Clinton and Billy Clinton off in the corner getting it on with a young lady in a sexy halloween costume of some sort.... Pirates are popular these days.

If I wear a costume this Halloween, I don't want it to be lame. I have been looking at some of the crazy masks available from CostumeCauldron.com. I want to find something really scary, so that even if I end up drinking too much at home and not leaving the house, I can still scare the crap out of any trick or treaters.

Which one is the scariest?

This creepy Gunslinger mask? I know this would have bothered me as a child...

or this?.... Probably one of the nastiest masks I have ever seen!!

It has to be this one doesn't it?

I think you will agree that Hilary is the scariest darn thing here. I would do anything she told me to do and I applaud that Barack guy for fighting against her. I am sure Billy got whipped into shape when he misbehaved all them years back.

The best thing about the costumes and masks from CostumeCauldron.com is that you can shock, mock and poke fun at almost anyone for Halloween... or even before.

I was working a rock festival one year in England and a co-worker decided he was going to walk around wearing a Batman suit. Strangely his job was to help out lost people so not quite the superhero antics that Batman was used to!



They have an amazing range of costumes from sexy pirates to horror icons and film and TV stars. The pricing is a lot cheaper than I thought too. Most of the masks that I looked at were between $30-$80 which is not bad considering the detail quality.