Ever wondered what a day in the life of your pants would be like? Well I decided to let my pants write a little on the subject:
Hi my name is "Them ol' beige Dockers" but some people call be "You know the old ones" or "My Beige ones". I guess I have had many nick names over the years. I have seem many things come and go in my lifetime. My owner ha had many others just like me but none have been around as long as I.
I have been around the block so many times. When I was young I didn't have to carry around them cellulike phonos behind my ears, an' that boy used to carry a lot less change. I damn wish "My Wallet" was still around, god bless her soul, to organize all the mess he puts in my pouches.
Well... I guess I am just old but we are comfy together. We often sit down and watch TV or spend some time in the park. Not a bad life for an old pair of pants, I spose.
Just yesterday I was fresh out of being bathed and we decided to go downtown. I like it when he takes the quieter route and I tell you I am glad the snow is gone. That was giving me chills all down my legs, especially as I kept getting wet. It's not as easy for me to shrug off illness as it used to be so I have to be careful.
We spent some time in a cafe, just reading, enjoying the ambiance. Just the kind of day I like.
Luckily he put me away in the drawe and folded my legs up, just how I like it! I'm not so keen on being left on the floor and being stepped on all day and night.
I'm thankful for my owner, we keep each other in good shape. I wish he would fix up the hole in my right pouch but I forgive him, he is a good man.
Wow, even I learned a bit about these pants? Thanks Pants!
If you go over to NBC they are running a grea Dockers contest. They are looking for people to create their own Dockers commercials for a chance to win your Ad being shown on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I would love to make my pants post, cut down and into a video for the competition.
Any Dockers I have ever owned have been great. I'm due for some more soon and was looking the other day. You can buy Dockers easily online now, if you know you sizing.
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